5 Photos on My Phone, Chosen at Random

"Random"
  1. Lacing my shoes like this broke my damn ankle.
  2. Mom's advice
  3. She farted in the sauna, and with her earbuds in thought it would be silent. It wasn't.
  4. This chick. It was a three mile run for God's sake. I thinks she's prepared.
  5. I sink...