Things Not to Say

To an Ironman 70.3 Athlete
  1. Are you ready?
    No.
  2. What were your times?
    I finished! That's all you need to know.
  3. I could do it but I just don't have the time
    Neither do I
  4. My friend's brother did one
    Great.
  5. Is this a real Ironman or just the half
    Unfriend.
  6. My friend did an Ironman in 2 hrs
    No they didn't.
  7. You'll be fine
    You don't know that, don't dismiss my worry!