HERE ARE 31 THINGS YOU CAN WATCH TO PREPARE YOURSELF FOR HALLOWEEN

This isn't ABC Family. (Full article by Chris Plante coming to the verge dot com soon)
  1. The Creature from the Black Lagoon 3D
    This movie is a poem.
  2. Phantom of the Paradise
    Like a spoiled child throwing a tantrum at disco night in the local roller rink.
  3. The Halloween Tree
    Who doesn't love an animated version of a Ray Bradbury novel, am I right?
  4. Little Shop of Horrors
    The 2012 Blu-ray release of the dark-as-chimney soot musical-comedy includes the original ending, a conclusion so grim it was shelved for decades following negative reactions from test audiences.
  5. The Simpsons, "Treehouse of Horror XI"
    "Hmm, Bottlenose bruises. Blowhole burns. Flipper prints. This looks like the work of rowdy teens. Lou, cancel the prom."
  6. The Simpsons, "Treehouse of Horror VII"
    "Don’t blame me, I voted for Kodos."
  7. Dracula, Spanish Version
    Like Dracula, but better. And Spanish!
  8. The Legend of Sleepy Hollow
    Nothing is scarier than New England's obsession with impossible masculinity.
  9. The Twilight Zone - "The Invaders"
    Netflix and have no chill.
  10. Are You Afraid of the Dark - "The Tale of Stations 109.1"
    The best Ryan Gosling as a child actor in spooky kids' television series double feature you’ll see this season.
  11. Scooby Doo, Where Are You! - "The Backstage Rage"
    Critics agree that this is the scariest episode of Scooby Doo.
  12. The Simpsons - "Treehouse of Horror VIII"
    "But Aquaman, you cannot marry a woman without gills. You're from two different worlds!"
  13. The Simpsons - "Treehouse of Horror I"
    "Lisa, that wasn't scary, not even for a poem."
  14. Frankenstein
    Duh.
  15. Tales from the Darkside - "Love Hungry"
    This is one of the most insensitive episodes of television, possibly ever. A woman wanting to lose weight is given a hearing aid that allows her to hear the food scream in agony as it's eaten. Watch it, though!
  16. Halloween is Grinch Night
    You will need a VCR.
  17. Monster House
    #1 most overlooked, under-appreciated children's horror movie
  18. Young Frankenstein
    May we repeat, "Duh."
  19. The Simpsons - "Treehouse of Horror II"
    "Oh, Smithers, I was wrong to play God. Life is precious, not a thing to be toyed with. Now take out that brain and flush it down the toilet!"
  20. The Simpsons - "Treehouse of Horror VI"
    "Children, I couldn't help monitoring your conversation. There's no mystery about Willy. Why, he simply disappeared. Now, let's have no more curiosity about this bizarre cover-up."
  21. Boy Meets World - "And Then There Was Shawn"
    Requires full understanding of Boy Meets World canon and mythos. Prepare, please.
  22. Frankenweenie
    Pun.
  23. E.T.
    [SCREAMS] [CRIES] [LAUGHS] [CRIES FOREVER]
  24. Night of the Creeps
    Don't know what this is. Like the name.
  25. The Simpsons - "Treehouse of Horror III"
    "To the book depository!"
  26. The Simpsons - "Treehouse of Horror IV"
    ""Dear Homer, I.O.U. one emergency donut. Signed, Homer." Bastard! He's always one step ahead!"
  27. Monster Squad
    Squad goals.
  28. Hocus Pocus
    Sarah Jessica Parker's peak.
  29. It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown
    In which Linus has faith in magic and wonder, and that faith is swatted like a fly by the ordinariness of life.
  30. The Simpsons - "Treehouse of Horror V"
    "I'm going to enjoy devouring you, Bart Simpson. Yes... I believe I'll start, as you've so often suggested, by eating your shorts."
  31. Silly Symphony - "The Skeleton Dance"
    The Velveteen Rabbit of Halloween films.