If you want to eat a sandwich that is TRULY made from scratch, you have to put the work in. Video by Andy George:
  1. Step 1: Grow a garden
  2. Step 2: Get some ocean water
  3. Step 3: Boil the ocean water down until you have a bunch of sea salt
    Make jokes about how the sea salt looks like a bag of cocaine.
  4. Step 4: Take a break and watch some Narcos on Netflix
    It's amazing.
  5. Step 5: Buy some mason jars
    This seems like cheating.
  6. Step 6: Fill the mason jars with your homegrown cucumbers and pickle them
  7. Step 7: Were the pickles really that important? This took up a lot of time.
  8. Step 8: Milk a cow
    Optional step: don't ride the cow. Cows don't like that. You can tell they don't like it by the way that they really obviously don't like it.
  9. Step 9: Pick itch weed
    Lol what
  10. Step 10: Collect some honey
    Don't get stung. Don't steal. Ask first.
  11. Step 11: Harvest wheat
    With a pair of craft scissors.
  12. Step 12: Make cheese
    It's look gross but it will taste great.
  13. Step 13: Make a huge mess in your apartment
    I was gonna do this anyway
  14. Step 14: Make butter
  15. Re: Step 14: You should also make bread
    Bread and butter are the bread and butter of any sandwich
  16. Step 15: Murder the person or animal to your right
  17. Step 16: Break bad
  18. Step 17: This is a snuff film
  19. Step 18: Cook the chicken, assemble the sandwich, eat it
  20. Step 19: Shrug and be like "this sandwich was fine"
  21. Step 20: VIRAL VIDEO!