WHAT TO CALL THOSE BLUETOOTH FASHION CRIMES

If you haven't seen them around, you will. They're in-ear headphones with two tiny wires connecting them to an inexplicably large band that rests loosely around your neck. But what to call them?
  1. Around-the-collar wireless earbuds
  2. Bluetooth choker
  3. Bro Buds
  4. Collar jams
  5. Chokeholds
  6. Donglebuds
  7. Donglewear
  8. Eyerolls
  9. Napetunes
  10. Neckbuds
  11. Tactical Audio
  12. That thing from Battle Royale but for jams
  13. Throatcuffs
  14. Throatwraps
  15. I don't see what's wrong with neckband...