WHERE IN THE WORLD IS FRANK OCEAN?
- •Still at brunchIt's Wednesday, but hey.
- •In France, enjoying the final days of a summer fling (allegedly with Saeed Jones)
- •GuantanamoUnlikely. Frank made it into Obama's official summer playlist, so it seems that he's curried enough favor with the President to avoid this fate.
- •Abducted by the government during the VMAs, a carefully orchestrated distractionNo. The VMAs, like all glamorous public arenas, were orchestrated for the sole purpose of furthering Taylor Swift's plan for world domination.
- •Finally getting around to hanging up that painting of a frog in his house
- •Filming an inverse version of The Usual Suspects in which the greatest trick he pulls is convincing the world that he exists