Some guesses
  1. Still at brunch
    It's Wednesday, but hey.
  2. In France, enjoying the final days of a summer fling (allegedly with Saeed Jones)
  3. Guantanamo
    Unlikely. Frank made it into Obama's official summer playlist, so it seems that he's curried enough favor with the President to avoid this fate.
  4. Abducted by the government during the VMAs, a carefully orchestrated distraction
    No. The VMAs, like all glamorous public arenas, were orchestrated for the sole purpose of furthering Taylor Swift's plan for world domination.
  5. Finally getting around to hanging up that painting of a frog in his house
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  6. Filming an inverse version of The Usual Suspects in which the greatest trick he pulls is convincing the world that he exists