While I was walking around Wynwood in Miami during Art Basel today, I couldn't help but overhear the most bizarre conversation.
  1. Man 1: Hey, you want to get a bite to eat?
  2. Man 2: Sure, I didn't come here just to sell this $6000 cheeseburger.
  3. Man 1: You have a $6000 cheeseburger to sell?
  4. Man 2: Yeah, you know, I put a McDonalds cheeseburger out in the sun in Los Angeles for 8 months. And now it's in my backpack.
  5. Man 2: *points to black backpack he's wearing* At this point we make eye contact and he has the proudest grin on his face.
  6. Now I really wish I had interrupted to ask to see this famous cheeseburger.
  7. What kind of container did he have it in? A Tupperware? Regular McDonalds paper?
  8. How does one sell an old cheeseburger?
  9. Did they go eat cheeseburgers for lunch?
  10. Too many questions... 🤔