1. Did you shave your baby?
  2. What's your baby's name? (I tell him Vincent). *cackles* That's a funny name!
    Says this exact same thing for the name of every family member and pet I tell him about.
  3. My favorite ice cream is chocolate ice cream at room temperature. Or cold.
    Same. Now I wonder if a child can somehow be your spirit animal.
  4. When I asked him about his recent trip to Guatemala and what his favorite thing there was.
    The trucks.