1. I woke up in my clothes with my makeup on and teeth unbrushed.
    Seems familiar.
  2. Only this time it's because I feel asleep at 9pm with my kids.
    I heard fireworks at midnight so I could silently raise my fist in salute to 2016. ✊
  3. Happy new year. 🎉😴
    Not gonna lie. I've done this pre-children too.