THINGS I WOULD GIVE MY BOYS IF THEY JUST LET ME NAP

I have the flu Good thing these guys are cute.
  1. A pony
  2. A new mom who has more energy
  3. Two ponies
  4. Chocolate?
  5. iPad!
  6. With unmonitored YouTube!
  7. The 6-month-old isn't easily bribed...
  8. Boob juice while I just lie there, half dead?