THOUGHTS WHILE BEING STALKED FOR MY PARKING SPOT AT COSTCO
- •Can you not?
- •You're really going to sit there and watch me load up my baby?
- •And then load all of my groceries?
- •In the rain?
- •Could you at least help?
- •My cart keeps rolling away...
- •There's really no other spot?
- •Hope you're enjoying the show...
- •Yes, I'm going to walk to put away my cart.
- •And walk back slowly.
- •And then sit in my car...
- •And write a list.
- •You're still here?
- •Enjoy the best. Parking spot. Ever.
- •Update: as I pulled out someone else swooped in and stole the spot! Much angry honking ensued. And I clapped!