10 OF THE WORST PHOTOS ON MY PHONE
Why have I seen fit to keep these?
- •A picture that proves, above all others, how British I am. I did not park in this space BECAUSE THERE WAS A CONE IN IT.
- •A sheep in a leotard.
- •Me. Drunk. On my hen party. Overly affectionate when I found my friend's parents in a wine bar.
- •Special K drinking tap water from a champagne bottle after someone's wedding.
- •K being pestered by Percy the puppy. Cute. ...but one of a series of seven.
- •Me and C-dog. In the dark. Showing ALL our teeth.
- •Myles and Danny cleaning up after a bbq sauce throwing episode went explosively wrong.
- •A quote I obviously thought was interesting at the time.
- •A picture showing my muddy hair after a 10k obstacle run.
- •Half of my mum.