THINGS TO LOOK FORWARD TO AFTER A HOLIDAY

All those things you didn't realise you missed.
  1. Proper shower that comes off the wall.
  2. Regular toilet paper.
  3. Your regular brand of tea/coffee/soft drinks/alcohol.
  4. Being able to use services like BBC iPlayer, Now TV and National Lottery website... because you're back "in region".
  5. Sleeping under a duvet and not sheets.
  6. Memory foam bed/pillows.
  7. Using money without having to do maths in your head.