Failed Pledge Drive Pitches
We have to keep our tote bags and mugs very well-stocked. Otherwise we get other ideas.
- •Brian Lehrer will leave a message on your enemies' answering machine like Liam Neeson in 'Taken.'
- •Make a contribution and receive a $20 gift card to RadioShack.
- •Receive a Tote Goat. It's a goat you can hang your tote bags on.
- •Sustaining members will be entered in a sweepstakes to have Robert Krulwich MC your son's bar mitzvah.
- •Get a copy of ‘Beyond the WNY-Sea,’ an album of standards sung by all of our hosts.
- •Get either a Bluetooth speaker or get to punch a guy wearing a Bluetooth headset.
- •Alec Baldwin will reenact his famous scene from Glengarry Glen Ross on your coworkers.
- •Pledge $100 today, and Leonard Lopate will get "WNYC LYFE" tattooed across his knuckles.
- •Make a contribution before noon and be entered in a contest to win the Anna Sale Boat.
- •Sustaining members will join Brian Lehrer on a field trip to throw snowballs at Rudy Giuliani's house.
- •Pledge today and Brooke Gladstone will make you her special "On the Meat-ia Lovers" pizza.
- •This pledge drive's highest donor will become the Yankees' new starting shortstop.
- •Dan Pashman will tell your friend Greg to stop making grilled cheeses will Kraft American Singles. Goddammit, Greg!