Five Random Photos I Cannot Delete From My Phone
- 1.Guy on my bus who looks exactly like Kurt Loder. I'm too scared to talk to him, but carry an autograph book in my lunchbox in the event that it happens one day.
- 2.Tim Meadows as James Baldwin, a screen grab I finally made weeks ago, after years of writing or saying "(James Baldwin Hand Thing)" after I've made a good point.
- 3.A mix I made for a friend 12 years ago, rediscovered while visiting back home.
- 4.Rough draft of the first love note I ever wrote to a girl, found in a envelope marked "ALWAYS."
- 5.I had been watching The Daily Show while texting with a woman. The conversation turned sexual. Sexting had begun. I paused the TV. My penis was out when I looked up and saw this.