The 8 Stages of Count Chocula Consumption
- 1.Open box of Count Chocula
- 2.Check marshmallow-to-bat quotient
- 3.Begin eating, cradling box in arm.You don't eat The Count with milk.
- 4.Take a break.You can't eat handfuls of Count Chocula like that. Try to stick to a serving size, while still eating far more marshmallows than bats.
- 5.The next day, eat until there are no visible marshmallowsForget the serving size. Just do it.
- 6.Remove bag from box, really dig in there for bonus marshmallows
- 7.Once marshmallows are completely gone, throw box awaySorry, bats.
- 8.Begin another box