The 8 Stages of Count Chocula Consumption

  1. 1.
    Open box of Count Chocula
  2. 2.
    Check marshmallow-to-bat quotient
  3. 3.
    Begin eating, cradling box in arm.
    You don't eat The Count with milk.
  4. 4.
    Take a break.
    You can't eat handfuls of Count Chocula like that. Try to stick to a serving size, while still eating far more marshmallows than bats.
  5. 5.
    The next day, eat until there are no visible marshmallows
    Forget the serving size. Just do it.
  6. 6.
    Remove bag from box, really dig in there for bonus marshmallows
  7. 7.
    Once marshmallows are completely gone, throw box away
    Sorry, bats.
  8. 8.
    Begin another box