Feel free to add your own.
  1. The Wet Hot American Summer prequel show is an abomination on literally every single level.
    Similar to Anchorman 2, where it makes me never want to watch the original again. Far too many comedic bandwagon jumpers. Jon Hamm, I know you've got a lot of friends, but let them have their fun while you take a day or two off to work on your relationship with Jessica Stein. Fuck, anything. Just stay away.
  2. I don't get Tom Waits. Except song, I hope that I don't follow love with you.
    Suggested by @biz
  3. Marvel's The Avengers is incredibly boring.
    Suggested by @moonjockey
  4. The Wizard of Oz is overrated.
    Suggested by @moonjockey
  5. Taylor Swift is absurdly overrated.
    Suggested by @quixotic
  6. Silver Linings Playbook was an awful movie and Jennifer Lawrence's performance was unremarkable.
    Suggested by @lizabeth
  7. Tupac is most defiantly dead.
    Suggested by @smurf
  8. Love Actually is a garbage misogynist movie equivalent of a trashcan fire.
    Suggested by @ltoiaivao
  9. Going to the record store is boring.
    Suggested by @ohwowawesome
  10. Bacon...I don't care for it.
    People's heads explode.
    Suggested by @im_yon
  11. The Beatles... Eh
    Suggested by @caseycruda