also see my first list on this is subject
  1. Stop microwaving your brother
  2. Stop stabbing your brother with a knife.
  3. Take the bread out of your ear.
  4. We don't wash our hands in our drink.
  5. Don't fork your brother
  6. Don't dip your chin in your tomato ketchup.
  7. Why do you keep head butting my leg.
  8. Kicking walls not a good idea.
  9. Stop washing up.