went to the dentist today for a filling etc. have not been to the dentist in years
  1. It costs money.
  2. A couple of people poke around in your mouth .
  3. You are forced to lie back in a very uncomfortable fashion.
  4. You have to keep your mouth wide open. For extended periods of time
  5. You dribble like a baby
  6. Someone shoves needles and drills in your mouth
  7. You are utterly under someone else's control
  8. It hurts!
  9. And as an adult you don't get a Mr Man sticker for being good.
  10. You have to stare uncomfortably into someone's eyes for too long. (The dental assistant had green eyes)