QUESTIONS FOR MADELEINE ALBRICHT
I need clarification on a few women I'm supposed to be supporting just because we all have vaginas (I think). Can I get some guidance here, Maddy? Or is it just support the vaginas you deem appropriate to keep me out of that special place in hell?
- •Sarah Palin. She's cuckoo. Do I really have to support her or risk going to hell? I might take hell.
- •Caitlyn Jenner. She doesn't have one yet.
- •Carly Fiorina. She's kind of got a crazy look in her eyes. I'm not comfortable with this one.
- •Beyoncé. Still not sure what happened at SB50.
- •Any woman with the last name Duggar. Seriously now?