THINGS I SHOULDN'T SAY TO MY TEENAGE DAUGHTER

Was I this moody as a teenager? One minute you have a chatty, sweet teenager and mere seconds later it is the spawn of Satan. Was it something I said? Was it something I did? Did I merely breath incorrectly? So I'm compiling this list of topics of which to steer clear.
  1. Hi.
  2. Did anything exciting happen today?
  3. How is your supply of tampons?
  4. That boy looks cute- what do you know about him?
  5. Your boobs seems to be getting bigger.
  6. What do kids these days do for fun?