10 Baby Owls Who Refuse to Issue Same Sex Marriage Licenses

Bigotry comes in all shapes and sizes. With assistance from @nbaida
  1. Theodore believes that God's will overrides the Supreme Court
  2. Etta was raised to believe in the traditional definition of marriage
  3. Buckley wants to know how to explain it to his children
  4. Ferguson believes that it's Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve
  5. Tammy believes that the Old Testament specifically forbid this behavior
  6. Billiam fears for the survival of humanity if couples aren't reproducing
  7. Kara and Clara wonder what's next? A man marrying his dog?
  8. Belle doesn't believe she's on the wrong side of history
  9. Todd is just an asshole. Fuck Todd