1. LOOK AT THAT LITTLE NOSE.
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  2. HE'S JUMPING OVER A HAND LIKE A WEE ANGEL.
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  3. OH, FUCK, IT HAPPENED AGAIN.
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  4. I SHIT MY PANTS.
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  5. WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING?
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  6. I GET THE CORRELATION BETWEEN LOOKING AT PICTURES OF THESE PIGS AND SHITTING MY PANTS.
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  7. AND THIS TERRIBLE NIGHTMARE WILL END IF I JUST STOP LOOKING AT PHOTOS OF THEM.
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  8. BUT IS LIFE WORTH LIVING WITHOUT PHOTOS OF ADORABLE BABY PIGS DOING NEW AND INTERESTING THINGS?
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  9. THAT'S NOT A LIFE I WANT TO LIVE.
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  10. LOOK AT HIS LITTLE SPOTS- OH, THERE IT GOES AGAIN. DAMN IT.
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