10 Best Disneyland Secrets

  1. 1.
    Splash Mountain is the only overtly racist log flume in the country.
  2. 2.
    The yeti inside The Matterhorn is alive and misses his family very, very much.
  3. 3.
    If you yell "Andy's coming" around the Toy Story toys, they'll violently berate you for 45 minutes, expertly picking out all of your flaws.
  4. 4.
    The Haunted Mansion is known to the staff as "Fingerbang Manor."
  5. 5.
    The Jungle Cruise must feed one child per day to the river, or else suffer the wrath of the gods.
  6. 6.
    Adventureland legalized recreational pot use in 2012 by voter initiative.
  7. 7.
    Space Mountain killed three people, but avoided jail time by claiming self-defense.
  8. 8.
    Cinderella's castle is made of real princess bones.
  9. 9.
    Alcohol is only served inside the park to people richer than you.
  10. 10.
    Due to the staggering number of divorces initiated in the park, Disneyland can no longer legally claim to be "the happiest place on earth."