10 Things People Wish They’d Done in Their Twenties

Inspired by @BuzzFeed
  1. Finally killed the murderous leprechaun that was chasing them.
  2. Ate every hot dog they ever came across.
  3. Taken their parents advice to give up on their dreams.
  4. Smoked more drugs.
  5. Bought, managed a Super 8 Motel
  6. Adopted a whole flock of puppies.
  7. Taken that witch up in her offer to never age in exchange for their very souls.
  8. Starred in the biopic of the Harlem Globetrotters.
  9. Rode a dragon.
  10. Found a briefcase full of money.