8 photos on my phone, chosen at random

  1. Here's a photo of my good friend, Hollywood superstar Josh Hartnett.
  2. Woah, Hollywood superstar Josh Hartnett again? What a coincidence! Time to let some of my OTHER photos have some fun.
  3. Here's the view from Hollywood superstar Josh Hartnett's basement looking up towards the surface. Josh says it's not safe for me up there yet, and I should stay in his basement for ANOTHER seven years.
  4. Here's the rusty bucket Hollywood superstar Josh Hartnett makes me shit in.
  5. This is Raggy, my only other friend in Hollywood superstar Josh Hartnett's basement.
  6. Here's what I eat during my twice-weekly feeding. It doesn't look like much, but it tastes great when served by Hollywood superstar Josh Hartnett.
  7. This is a photo of the darkness. It's what I see most of the day, since Hollywood superstar Josh Hartnett says "bad little piggies don't get light." What a kook!
  8. Here's what I think God looks like.