Adorable Kittens Currently Being Tried for War Crimes at the Hague
Ain't they adorable and bloodthirsty?
- •WhiskersWhiskers was a top lieutenant to Mohamed Farrah Aidid, despot president of Somalia. Taking part in Operation Gothic Serpent, Whiskers personally shot down both Blackhawks.
- •ButtonsKim Jong Un's top enforcer, Buttons was nabbed by Interpol on a ski trip to Switzerland
- •Mr. SquigglesMr. Squiggles, aka Pol Pot, was the bloodthirsty ruler of the Khmer Rouge. He's been awaiting trial since 1980
- •JennyanybuttonsJennyanybuttons is the cousin of Belarusian dictator Alexander Lukashenko. She stands accused of orchestrating a famine to starve out his political opponents
- •TiggerBefore Joseph Kony, Tigger led the Lord's Resistance Army in a bloody insurgent campaign in Central Africa
- •Milos VlahovicMilos has been hunted by world authorities since his involvement in massacres of ethnic Albanians in Kosovo
- •DottieDottie was captured by Simon Wiesenthal himself after escaping to America under America's Operation Paperclip
- •BarnabusBarnabus is awaiting trial by the government of Guatemala for his role in the ethnic cleansing of ethnic Mayans during the country's bloody civil war
- •GarthGarth was the world's top recruiter for ISIS before being arrested by Belgian police in 2014
- •PuddingPudding is a bad kitty. A very bad kitty