American Girl Dolls, Ranked

Inspired by @jessacosta
  1. 10.
    Borgnar
  2. 9.
    Methuselah
  3. 8.
    "I-Just-Shit-My-Pants" Malloy
  4. 7.
    Gail
  5. 6.
    Santiago
  6. 5.
    Stump
  7. 4.
    Fartz
  8. 3.
    The Puddle
  9. 2.
    Dave
  10. 1.
    Betsy Did 9/11