⚫️➖ Anatomy of a great list
I treat every list I write as if it were the last thing I will ever write. If I were to die tomorrow, I would like to be remembered for my wit, my substance, and my unique outlook on the human condition. Inspired by @ChrisK
- •SurpriseOh, look, these Llamas are fucking!
- •DelightElephants fucking are delightful!
- •InformationThis penguin doesn't like to fuck, but sure does love to watch.
- •EngagementThese lions are recently engaged. Therefore, their fucking is permissible in the eyes of God.
- •ReflectionAren't we ALL just two wild boars fucking in a frozen tundra?
- •ConnectionThese camels are literally connected. You know, because of the fucking.