I treat every list I write as if it were the last thing I will ever write. If I were to die tomorrow, I would like to be remembered for my wit, my substance, and my unique outlook on the human condition. Inspired by @ChrisK
  1. Surprise
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    Oh, look, these Llamas are fucking!
  2. Delight
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    Elephants fucking are delightful!
  3. Information
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    This penguin doesn't like to fuck, but sure does love to watch.
  4. Engagement
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    These lions are recently engaged. Therefore, their fucking is permissible in the eyes of God.
  5. Reflection
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    Aren't we ALL just two wild boars fucking in a frozen tundra?
  6. Connection
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    These camels are literally connected. You know, because of the fucking.