⚫️➖ Anatomy of a great list

I treat every list I write as if it were the last thing I will ever write. If I were to die tomorrow, I would like to be remembered for my wit, my substance, and my unique outlook on the human condition. Inspired by @ChrisK
  1. Surprise
    Oh, look, these Llamas are fucking!
  2. Delight
    Elephants fucking are delightful!
  3. Information
    This penguin doesn't like to fuck, but sure does love to watch.
  4. Engagement
    These lions are recently engaged. Therefore, their fucking is permissible in the eyes of God.
  5. Reflection
    Aren't we ALL just two wild boars fucking in a frozen tundra?
  6. Connection
    These camels are literally connected. You know, because of the fucking.