Animatronics I Am Sexually Attracted To
- •Mr. LincolnAWW FUCK YEAH.
- •That Johnny Depp Robot on the "Pirates Of The Caribbean" rideTHAT'S GOOD ROBOT.
- •The red wench on the "Pirates Of The Caribbean" rideHOT DAMN.
- •Star Tours RobotFUCKING DREAMBOAT.
- •Doc HudsonSPLOOSHSYLVANIA.
- •The Enchanted Tiki Birds.CHRIST ON A CRACKER.
- •And that's the story of why I'm no longer allowed within 500 yards of Disneyland.