Animatronics I Am Sexually Attracted To

  1. Mr. Lincoln
    AWW FUCK YEAH.
  2. That Johnny Depp Robot on the "Pirates Of The Caribbean" ride
    THAT'S GOOD ROBOT.
  3. The red wench on the "Pirates Of The Caribbean" ride
    HOT DAMN.
  4. Star Tours Robot
    FUCKING DREAMBOAT.
  5. Doc Hudson
    SPLOOSHSYLVANIA.
  6. The Enchanted Tiki Birds.
    CHRIST ON A CRACKER.
  7. And that's the story of why I'm no longer allowed within 500 yards of Disneyland.