Assumptions I Have About Celebrities
These are true, right?
- •January JonesJanuary Jones walks into a room at the end of every day, sits down, and quietly waits for morning while staring at a wall
- •Steve ZahnSteve Zahn's best friend is a penguin he bought with his salary from Sahara
- •Danny DeVitoDanny DeVito is a Jim Henson puppet brought to life by the wish of an alcoholic child
- •Haley Joel OsmontHaley Joel Osmont left his childhood behind on the battlefields of Vietnam
- •Pippa MiddletonPippa Middleton has a Kate Middleton Voodoo doll that is only capable of making her sister pregnant. Kate Middleton will have 30 children.