These are true, right?
  1. January Jones
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    January Jones walks into a room at the end of every day, sits down, and quietly waits for morning while staring at a wall
  2. Steve Zahn
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    Steve Zahn's best friend is a penguin he bought with his salary from Sahara
  3. Danny DeVito
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    Danny DeVito is a Jim Henson puppet brought to life by the wish of an alcoholic child
  4. Haley Joel Osmont
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    Haley Joel Osmont left his childhood behind on the battlefields of Vietnam
  5. Pippa Middleton
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    Pippa Middleton has a Kate Middleton Voodoo doll that is only capable of making her sister pregnant. Kate Middleton will have 30 children.