Assumptions I Have About Celebrities, Part 3
- •Russell WilsonBefore every Seahawks game, Russell Wilson eats a whole football to gain it's power.
- •Adam LevineAdam Levine lives in a personal time bubble where it has always been, and shall always be, 2005.
- •BanksPopular singer Banks is named after her father, the Federal Reserve Bank of New York.
- •Ken WantanabeKen Wantanabe is actually Peruvian, but is too polite to correct anyone.
- •Walter PalmerFamed Lion Killer Walter Palmer isn't a real person, but rather Sacha Baron Cohen in elaborate makeup shooting a follow-up to Bruno.