Assumptions I Have About Celebrities, Part 3

  1. Russell Wilson
    Before every Seahawks game, Russell Wilson eats a whole football to gain it's power.
  2. Adam Levine
    Adam Levine lives in a personal time bubble where it has always been, and shall always be, 2005.
  3. Banks
    Popular singer Banks is named after her father, the Federal Reserve Bank of New York.
  4. Ken Wantanabe
    Ken Wantanabe is actually Peruvian, but is too polite to correct anyone.
  5. Walter Palmer
    Famed Lion Killer Walter Palmer isn't a real person, but rather Sacha Baron Cohen in elaborate makeup shooting a follow-up to Bruno.