Assumptions I Have About Celebrities, Part 5
- •Blue Ivy CarterPopular children's character Blue Ivy Carter is played by a set of twins, a la the Olsen Twins in "Full House"
- •Jared LetoRenaissance man Jared Leto writes music reviews for Pitchfork under the pseudonym "Peppermint Jesus"
- •Kate UptonKate Upton owns a 1/100th scale model of New York City. When she's feeling down, she goes on a rampage through the miniature city, wreaking havoc
- •Meghan TrainorMeghan Trainor's fan base refer to themselves as "Human Megan Trainor Fans." She thinks it's a little on the nose
- •David ArquetteDavid Arquette is just happy to be included in this list