Assumptions I Have About Celebrities, Part 5

  1. Blue Ivy Carter
    Popular children's character Blue Ivy Carter is played by a set of twins, a la the Olsen Twins in "Full House"
  2. Jared Leto
    Renaissance man Jared Leto writes music reviews for Pitchfork under the pseudonym "Peppermint Jesus"
  3. Kate Upton
    Kate Upton owns a 1/100th scale model of New York City. When she's feeling down, she goes on a rampage through the miniature city, wreaking havoc
  4. Meghan Trainor
    Meghan Trainor's fan base refer to themselves as "Human Megan Trainor Fans." She thinks it's a little on the nose
  5. David Arquette
    David Arquette is just happy to be included in this list