Assumptions I Have About Celebrities, Part 6
- •RihannaRihanna wants all of you to know that you're pronouncing her name wrong. It's not "Ri-Anna" or "Ri-Ahna." It's really pronounced "Greg."
- •Tom HanksEvery full moon, Tom Hanks turns into the world's most likable werewolf.
- •Cara DelevingneCara Delevingne is only fluent in Icelandic, and has to memorize all her English lines by sound.
- •Jeb BushJeb Bush doesn't like that his phone keeps autocorrecting his name to "Jen Brunch."
- •The WeekndThe Weeknd HATES Mondays. And loves lasagna. And is, in fact, the alter-ego of famous cartoon cat Garfield.