Assumptions I Have About Celebrities, Part 7

  1. Ginuwine
    The "bachelor" Ginuwine refers to in his hit song "Pony" is his Bachelors in Hotel Management from Arizona State University.
  2. Elizabeth Banks
    Elizabeth Banks competes in professional Roller Derby matches under the pseudonym "Bitch Perfect."
  3. Michael Bay
    Michael Bay has a sex tape of himself making sweet love to a cardboard cutout of Optimus Prime. It cost $800 million to produce.
  4. Wolf Blitzer
    Woof was named after his parents, a Siberian wolf and Santa's 8th favorite reindeer.
  5. Taylor Schilling
    In order to prepare for her role in "Orange Os The New Black," Taylor Schilling committed felony racketeering.