Baby News Years, Ranked

  1. 1.
    1954
    1954 knows how to fuckin' PARTY.
  2. 2.
    1995
    1995 just got his first home PC and is freaking the fuck out.
  3. 3.
    1776
    1776 shares a womb with America. They tried to eat each other, but it didn't take.
  4. 4.
    1914
    1914 was all about big ass ships.
  5. 5.
    12
    12 is sad that Sesame Street doesn't exist yet. What a pussy.
  6. 6.
    2004
    2004 is excited for four more years of Bush.
  7. 7.
    1901
    1902 is so drunk he can't even stand.
  8. 8.
    4008, BC
    4008 will grow up to discover fire and bring it to his tribe.
  9. 9.
    1937
    1937 is not going to have a very nice life.
  10. 10.
    2009
    2009 is a real douchebag.