Bad Boys, Bad Boys, Whatcha Gonna Do? Whatcha Gonna Do When They Come for You?

  1. Hide
    Practical
  2. Run
    Also practical
  3. They won't come for you because YOUR FAMILY OWNS THIS COUNTRY AND EVERYONE IN IT. JUST WAIT UNTIL YOUR FATHER LEARNS ABOUT THIS. THEN WE'LL SEE WHO THE REAL CRIMINAL IS
    Foolproof
  4. Escape via hot air balloon
    Only works if you're in the country
  5. Take the mayor's family hostage
    Only works if you're in the city
  6. Snitch
    Good luck avoiding stitches
  7. Return the damn library book
    If they're going to put this much effort into it...
  8. Hide your kids, hide your wife!
    Is this reference still at all relevant or did it fall into the dustbin of pop culture?
    Suggested by   @mandi
  9. (Insert Bad Boys reference here)
    I haven't seen the movie though... I imagine Will Smith and Martin Lawrence blow shit up a lot and walk away like bad boys.
    Suggested by   @Nicholas