Best Drinks for Networking

  1. Vodka Tonic
    True story: I got my old job on "Whose Line is it Anyway" after drinking six of these and making friends with the producer at a TV academy mixer
  2. Beer
    Everyone loves beer! You're drinking beer! Through the transitive property, everyone loves you!
  3. Champagne
    Only applies to brunch or fancy, world-domination parties
  4. Cocaine
    Sure, it's not a drink, but it will turn you into a Chatty Cathy
  5. Cuba Lubre
    Best when sipped on a yacht. In Miami. While arranging for a large purchase of the previous item on this list
  6. Tap Water
    You're a Mormon making friends with other Mormons. Hooray missionary work!