Inspired by @itsmadison
  1. "Ask not what your country can do for you, but rather what you can do to rid the planet of terrifying, building-sized millipedes."
    Static
    On nationalism.
  2. "Bobby, bring the car around. This country ain't gonna un-fuck itself."
    Static
    On his agenda.
  3. "Eich bin ein super duper horny."
    Static
    On Soviet relations.
  4. "What do you mean I can't rename it 'Department of Ogling Dames?' I'm the goddamned president!"
    Static
    On the Department of the Interior.
  5. "We will meet the moon. We will fight the moon. And, by God, we will conquer the moon!"
    Static
    On the space race.
  6. "Hey, Bobby and Teddy, guess what? Dad loves ME the most."
    Static
    On brotherhood.
  7. "Whatever you do, Nikita, YOU DON'T TELL JACKIE ABOUT THIS."
    Static
    On executive privilege.
  8. "Hey, I'm the 35th President of these United States. Wanna do some hand stuff?"
    Static
    On his legacy.