Best Oscar Acceptance Speeches of All Time

  1. "I think I just farted out a lung."
    Julia Roberts, "Erin Brockovich"
  2. "Mom, I know you're watching. Keep your damn hands off my Cheeze-Its"
    Morgan Freeman, "Million Dollar Baby"
  3. "Sean Penn can suck my fucking dick. ACTING!"
    Dame Judi Dench, "Shakespeare On Love"
  4. "I'd like to dedicate this to everyone who said I would never own a small golden man who will live on my fireplace."
    James Cameron, "Titanic"
  5. "There's no way you people have EVER listened to any of our other music."
    Juicy J, "Hustle and Flow"
  6. "Blowholes! Blowholes! Blowholes!"
    Fisher Stevens, "The Cove"
  7. "Bette Midler told me she would literally eat shit if I won one of these. Well, Bette? A deal's a deal."
    Kevin Spacey, "The Usual Suspects"
  8. "THIS WAS A COLOSSAL MISTAKE! Having said that, thank you for the award."
    Paul Haggis, "Crash"
  9. "So I tell her, 'look, only one of us is leaving this room alive.' And that's the story of how I murdered a Siberian Tiger.
    Anthony Hopkins, "Silence of the Lambs"
  10. "You guys know where I could get some batteries? AAAs. Radio Shack never seems to have the kind I want."
    Oliver Stone, "Platoon"