The latest installment of the Madden Football franchise came out yesterday. EA is striving for INCREDIBLE realism this year
  1. Ability to snapchat nude photos of yourself and teammates to virtual fans
  2. High-definition booing for Jacksonville, Washington games
  3. Press X to ignore concussion
  4. Tom Brady high-five mini game
  5. Ability to throw batteries at players you don't like (Philadelphia Eagles only)
  6. Half of your starting defensive players are suspended by mid-season for assaulting family members
  7. Team made entirely of characters from HBO's "Ballers"
  8. Sam Bradford comes pre-injured in Eagles lineup
  9. Officially licensed Roger Goodell ill-fitting blazer
  10. Ultra realistic post-career depression animation