Big Bags of "Nope"

These are the things I'm irrationally afraid of
  1. Raw cotton
    FEEL AND SOUND. NOPE
  2. Flour
    IT'S THE TEXTURE. NOPE
  3. Cephalopoda
    THEY'RE SMART AS HELL. THEY WANT TO EAT ME. NOPE
  4. Having my back turned to a darkened room
    THAT'S WHEN THE GHOSTS GET YOU. NOPE
  5. Tomatoes
    YUMMY WHEN COOKED. NASTY WHEN RAW. NOPE
  6. Velvet
    LEAVE THAT SHIT ON THE DEER'S ANTLERS. NOPE