1. Farm-to-table brothel
  2. A whole bunch of solar panels. Everywhere
  3. Jesus died on the CrossFit, the exercise plan for practicing Christians
  4. Gluten-free casino
  5. Plants that also grow meat
  6. Toe shoes for your hands
  7. Locally sourced meth
  8. Electric quinoa
  9. Paleo iPads
  10. Corn?