Boats I've Pooped In
Requested by @Stooks
- •When I was a little kid, there was one thing I loved more than anything else: baths.
- •And, being a bath aficionado, I had a wide variety of toys to play with.
- •My favorite was this small, floating Playskool boat.
- •But the problem was, I was a pre-schooler. Potty training was a relatively new concept to me.
- •Long story short, I kept crapping in the bath tub, and they kept getting stuck in the boat.
- •Like, in the main cabin of the boat. No idea how it always wound up in the same place, it just did.
- •My mother, God bless her, either kept cleaning out the boat or bought dozens of the same toy boat in case I pooped in it again.
- •I still like baths, but rarely poop in them any more.
- •A big thanks to my cousin @Stooks for giving me the courage to write about this and share it with the public.