I was at a wedding in Boise this weekend with friends. Here are the mottos we came up with
  1. I Just Got Back From Boise And Boy Is My Dick Wet
  2. Boise: Home Of Dinner Daddy
  3. Boise: Really Just A City-Sized Bowl Of Mashed Potatoes
  4. Boise: A Great Place To Bury Boys
  5. Boise: Come For Our Boys, Stay For Our Dead Boys
  6. Boise: The Home Of Boy Vs. Dog
  7. Boise: Are You Here For A Wedding?
  8. Boise: Get Drunk At A Whole Foods
  9. Boise: You'll Eat A Lot Of Salt
  10. Boise: Home Of The Original Jakers®