Celebrities Describe Their First Kiss

  1. "It was all dry and scaly, just like my older brother told me it would be."
    Jeremy Renner
  2. "I remember him being tall. Like, 9 feet or so. I had to climb in the roof of a bus just to reach him."
    Kylie Minogue
  3. "Firm, like a fisherman's handshake."
    Vladimir Putin
  4. "JESUS FUCKING CHRIST IT WAS WITH ROBIN THICKE FML."
    Paula Patton
  5. "I've never actually kissed another human being, but I've kissed my fair share of basketballs. And Spaldings kiss the best."
    Stephen Curry
  6. "It was in the church basement with a bunch of people holding candles watching. They were all chanting Latin. And then, six days later, Jenna was born."
    Laura Bush
  7. "I never saw her again after that night. Some say she was a ghost, others an albino raccoon. But man was it special."
    Donald Sutherland
  8. "Tara Reid. 1998 VMA after party. She tasted like cigarettes and kept calling me 'Lou Bega.' Best night of my life."
    Sisqo