Classic Movies I Haven't Seen Because I'm Scared That Movies Will Come to Life and Eat Me
Inspired by @franksars
- •Citizen KaneThe big man is scary and I think he's going to reach out of my television and attack me with sharp teeth.
- •The Sound Of MusicThat lady looks like she could eat me as a snack and still be hungry for more man flesh. Hard pass.
- •Duck SoupEveryone in that movie looks like they thirst for human blood.
- •Annie HallIs Annie Hall the small man's last victim? Will he name a movie after me once he chews on my bones?
- •GladiatorThe bad man has a sword! I know better than to go anywhere near him!
- •American BeautyI don't want to be swallowed into a belly button. You can't make me!
- •TootsieThe movie is named after a delicious food. It must be a trap! Stay away!
- •The GraduateLook at how that devil man lusts after a leg. He'll come after mine next!
- •Top GunDid you know that planes like to hunt men for sport? Why would I allow such wickedness into my home?
- •Home AloneThat child is right to scream. Those evil men are looking at both of us, thinking only of feeding!