Inspired by @StephenAtHome
  1. "A four-month-early Black Friday Old Navy fistfight..."
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  2. "Comic-Con for Leni Riefenstahl fans..."
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  3. "Party bus full of racist uncles..."
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  4. "Crypto-fascist makeout party..."
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  5. "Nomination announcement and Tommy Bahamas store come to life..."
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  6. "Angry church..."
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  7. "A political convention and geriatric orgy pre-show..."
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  8. "Opinionated CSI: Miami focus group..."
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  9. "Birthplace of America's death..."
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  10. "Celebrity Apprentice reunion special..."
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