Cool Nicknames

I would like to have a nickname. These are some suggestions.
  1. The Bearded Lovely
  2. El Fuego De Jesus
  3. Mr. Fists
  4. The Hurt Bucket
  5. The Shovel
  6. Gamblin' Enterainment
  7. Lady Crimefingers
  8. French John Kerry
  9. Kielbrosa
  10. Ol' Hat-N-Glasses
  11. The Chocolate Hurricane