1. HEY, BRO, I SEE YOU COLLECTING YOUR THOUGHTS IN SOME DUMB DICK WAY LIKE TWITTER OR FRIENDSTER.
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  2. THAT'S SOME WEAK ASS, HIGH SCHOOL BULLSHIT.
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  3. YOU GOTTA LIST, BRO.
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  4. I KNOCK OUT THREE REPS OF "5 RANDOM PHOTOS FROM MY PHONE" EVERY DAY BEFORE GOING TO WORK AT THE SCOTTSDALE CHEESECAKE FACTORY.
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  5. ONE TIME, I MADE A LIST OF ALL THE SWEET TRIM THAT I RESPECT ON AN INTELLECTUAL LEVEL BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN EQUALITY BETWEEN THE SEXES.
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  6. I EVEN GOT A MENTION FROM THAT NERD @john JUST FOR BEING AWESOME AT LISTING.
  7. SHIT WAS TIGHT, BRO.
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  8. YOU GOTTA WATCH OUT, THOUGH.
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  9. IF YOU LIST TOO HARD, YOU MIGHT SHIT YOUR PANTS.
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  10. IT'S HAPPENED TO ME FOUR OR FIVE TIMES.
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  11. TOTALLY WORTH IT.
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  12. SO I DIN'T WANNA FUCKIN' HEAR ABOUT IT IF YOU AIN'T LISTING.
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  13. GET YOUR ASS IN GEAR AND GET ON IT.
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