DO YOU EVEN LIST BRO?

  1. HEY, BRO, I SEE YOU COLLECTING YOUR THOUGHTS IN SOME DUMB DICK WAY LIKE TWITTER OR FRIENDSTER.
  2. THAT'S SOME WEAK ASS, HIGH SCHOOL BULLSHIT.
  3. YOU GOTTA LIST, BRO.
  4. I KNOCK OUT THREE REPS OF "5 RANDOM PHOTOS FROM MY PHONE" EVERY DAY BEFORE GOING TO WORK AT THE SCOTTSDALE CHEESECAKE FACTORY.
  5. ONE TIME, I MADE A LIST OF ALL THE SWEET TRIM THAT I RESPECT ON AN INTELLECTUAL LEVEL BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN EQUALITY BETWEEN THE SEXES.
  6. I EVEN GOT A MENTION FROM THAT NERD @john JUST FOR BEING AWESOME AT LISTING.
  7. SHIT WAS TIGHT, BRO.
  8. YOU GOTTA WATCH OUT, THOUGH.
  9. IF YOU LIST TOO HARD, YOU MIGHT SHIT YOUR PANTS.
  10. IT'S HAPPENED TO ME FOUR OR FIVE TIMES.
  11. TOTALLY WORTH IT.
  12. SO I DIN'T WANNA FUCKIN' HEAR ABOUT IT IF YOU AIN'T LISTING.
  13. GET YOUR ASS IN GEAR AND GET ON IT.